Phoebe, Shadow’s BFF, was seeing two Shadows after drinking two ice teas to end her day which was spent planning for the Cat-extravaganza Dance Party. (Shadow hasn’t told her yet that the government has denied her entry based on the way she dresses.) ©

Shadow is trip-hopping through the house, sliding and jumping this way and that. She is so excited that Captain Cattitude is coming soon. She just finished a new promotional video which took days as she learned how to use a trackball. At first, she struggled because the trackball was so mesmerizing she would get caught up biting it and rolling it right, left up and down and all around. ©

Shadow was rejected by Deadmau5 as he said he wanted nothing to do with the government, especially with the “crazy Pres.” Shadow was so upset and stressed out that she drank too much iced tea and became tipsy. She proceeded to attack her caregiver saying, “I’ll scratch his eyes out for interfering with my party. Captain Cattitude contacted me not the government.” ©

Shadow is still in disbelief that Captain Cattitude will be here on Earth on the 28th. She panics when she realizes her playlist for Cat- Extravaganza Dance Party still needs work. She decides to reach out to Deadmau5 and ask if he’ll DJ the party…©

Shadow is exhausted after she did retail therapy today to cope with the government and President Trump meddling with her Cat- Extravaganza Dance Party. ©

Shadow learned that CIA Agent Baudelaire would be her bodyguard from this point forward as the government has received death threats against her. ©

Phoebe, Shadow’s best friend, sent Shadow a picture representing Phoebe’s joy at the upcoming Cat- Extravaganza Dance Party. It was taken at the Space Museum. Shadow didn’t have the heart to tell Phoebe the government rejected her invite because she dresses too seductively. Shadow made a vow to herself that Phoebe WIll be there even if she has to sneak her in. ©

At the Operation Milky Way committee meeting today, there were several guests that CIA Agent Baudelaire informed Shadow could NOT attend the Cat- extravaganza Dance Party as they were a high-security risk. Shadow regretted having to tell some of her friends their invite had been revoked. Johnny, one of her newest friends, took it hard… ©

Today at noon, the Operation Milky Way committee meets. Shadow was informed via a top secret email that the government will be there to discuss security protocols and look at her guest list. Shadow shredded the email and attacked her scratching post in protest. If he ruins her meeting with Captain Cattatude, she might just have to scratch President Trump in the face, she thought. After all Captain Cattatude contacted her NOT the goverment.

Last night Shadow had a wonderful dream. She dreamt that her Cat- Estranzaganza Dance Party was a huge hit despite the government’s interference. Her and Captain Cattitude had long talks and danced the night away even though they had to constantly shoo President Trump away. He really is a nuisance, she thought.©