Shadow came home to a surprise. Outside her apartment was CIA Agent Baudelaire. He looked very serious and had urgent news to tell her. He informed her that death threats towards her have increased over the last several days and that for now on, he and his agents will be stationed outside her apartment to protect her from any threat. Apparently, there is a growing faction of Americans who don’t want Captain Cattitude to visit Earth and blame her for his imminent visit. Shadow thanked Agent Baudelaire and immediately locked herself in her bedroom and hid under the bed. “What else can go wrong,” she worried about as she lay in a fetal position©