{"id":936,"date":"2021-03-07T01:28:29","date_gmt":"2021-03-07T01:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/?p=936"},"modified":"2021-03-07T05:39:45","modified_gmt":"2021-03-07T05:39:45","slug":"reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/2021\/03\/07\/reality\/","title":{"rendered":"Reality"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Shadow, Rocky and Phoebe were turned away from the Over eaters Anonymous as the room was full by the time they arrived at the meeting. \u201cThank Meow,\u201d said Rocky under his breath, but Shadow heard him. \u201cYou got off this time, but next time you won\u2019t. You need to go to these meetings. You gained five pounds since last week,\u201d said Shadow. \u201cOMG, you gained five pounds in one week, that\u2019s bad,\u201d said Phoebe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"606\" height=\"403\" src=\"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210306_093635.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-940\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210306_093635.png 606w, https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210306_093635-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Shadow drove Phoebe home, and her and Rocky went home also. As soon as they got in the door, bowling ball, I mean Rocky complained he was hungry. \u201cNo, you ate most of the finger sandwiches at the tea party. 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