{"id":926,"date":"2021-03-01T18:16:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-01T18:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/?p=926"},"modified":"2021-03-01T18:16:08","modified_gmt":"2021-03-01T18:16:08","slug":"purrsian-iced-tea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/2021\/03\/01\/purrsian-iced-tea\/","title":{"rendered":"Purrsian Iced Tea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210301_101303.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-927\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210301_101303.png 600w, https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210301_101303-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Bazaart_20210301_101303-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Shadow searched frantically for her clothes. She woke up in a strange place, but sensed her clothes were here, all around her was cupboards made of mahogany. She opened and closed each one, searching for her clothes.  Finally, in the next to last one, she finds some clothes. The top shelf had clothes.  She started to look through them and quickly realized they weren&#8217;t her clothes.  She opened the third cabinet and found her clothes along with a tall glass of purrsian iced tea.  She quickly grabbed her clothes and then closed the cupboard drawer.  She kept thinking of the iced tea. It was glistening with water droplets. She wanted it bad.  No one was around, no one would know she thought. And then she woke up.  She has 60 days clean from drinking iced tea. She thought what the heck.  She could smell and taste the purrsian iced tea in her mouth.  Shadow texted her sponsor, Kitty Litter, and told her about the dream. Purrsian iced tea gets Shadow high. 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