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Dan, the Director of the lab at the FBI, hidden, headquarters, called Baudelaire this morning. “They have found an antidote to reverse the horn growth on Rocky, and I apologize for the mix-up,” said Dan. “Rocky will need to come back to the lab so we can give him the antidote. Can you bring him up here today? The sooner we get rid of the horns the better for all concerned. On a side note, Nurse Blissful has been fired. We looked at the tapes and discovered she was hurting Rocky at night. I’m truly sorry for all of this,” said Dan.”Thank you for the apology. I’ll get Rocky up there this morning. Shadow will be so happy,” said Baudelaire. “I’ll see you shortly, ” he continued. “Goodbye.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, back at Shadow’s home, Rocky is throwing a fit because Shadow won’t’ feed him beyond what she already has. “I’m hungry,” meowed-cried Rocky. “You just ate, NO!” said Shadow. Rocky began to meow loudly. “I’m hungry!”. “That’s it. I’m taking you to a therapist. There is something behind your eating constantly. You’re only nine months old, and already you look like a bowling ball and getting bigger every day,” said Shadow in response to Rocky’s cries. Just then Shadow’s fake diamond-encrusted cell phone rang. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Hello,” Said Shadow. “Hi Shadow, I have good news for you and Rocky. They have found an antidote that will shrink Rocky’s horns,” said Baudelaire. “I’ll be there in an hour,” said Baudelaire. Please prepare Rocky for the appointment,” concluded Baudelaire…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rocky and Shadow waited outside for Bauldel Asa iire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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