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“Click, click, click,” Nurse Blissful was cutting the last of Rocky’s nails off. “All done, doctor, said Nurse Blissful. “Great, we didn’t want him scratching us to death when he wakes up,” said Dr. Pseudo. “Scalpel,” “Dr. Psuedo began to make cuts in Rocky’s head around the root of the horns. He then removed the skin and a piece of the horns. “Blood pressure is 130.\/90,” said Ms. Blissful. Next, he took the scalpel to Rocky’s paw and removed a claw. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rocky was dreaming he was being tortured. He felt pain in his head and on his left paw. He was dreaming he was on an operating table, and parts of his body were being removed. He felt the pain. “Blood pressure is 140\/80,” said Nurse Blissful. “Ahhh, oooH,” moaned Rocky. “Dr. he’s awake,” said Nurse Blissful. “I’m done for now. He can go to the recovery room,” said Dr. Pseudo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, back in the waiting, hours have gone by and Shadow was getting concerned. “What is happening to him,” said Shadow to Baudelaire. “I don’t know,” said Baudelaire. “I swear Baudelaire if they hurt him in any way, I’ll never forgive you,” Just then a hazmat-suited orderly walked in and said, “Rocky is out of surgery and is recovering. You can see him in a half-hour.” “Surgery!” “What are you talking about. He didn’t need surgery. What have you done to him?” said Shadow in a very angry voice. “Baudelaire, you told me nothing would happen to him. Do something,” said Shadow…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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