{"id":752,"date":"2021-01-27T19:00:05","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T19:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/?p=752"},"modified":"2021-01-28T17:06:28","modified_gmt":"2021-01-28T17:06:28","slug":"samples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/2021\/01\/27\/samples\/","title":{"rendered":"Samples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Baudelaire dashed to his blue Volvo sedan.&nbsp; He could not fathom nor believe that rocky had grown horns from the vaccine.&nbsp; However, there was no denying what he just witnessed. &#8220;What could have gone wrong?&#8221; he thought.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once he was in his car, he sped up to the Los Angles hills to the base station run by the FBI.&nbsp; En route to the FBI base station, he called his friend, Dan, the Lab Director to inform him he was bringing samples and pictures of the effect the vaccine had on a patient. &#8220;Hello Dan, I\u2019m calling from the road.&nbsp; I have just witnessed an extreme side-effect from the vaccine.&nbsp; I\u2019m still struggling with what I just witnessed.&nbsp; I think you will too.&nbsp; Based on this incident, the Center for&nbsp; Disease Control should be informed and all vaccinations should come to a halt,&#8221; said Baudelaire, still shaken by what he had seen,&nbsp; \u201cWhat you are saying is very troubling.&nbsp; What exactly do you have?\u201d said Dan doubting it. couldn\u2019t be that bad.&nbsp; &#8220;I don\u2019t think telling you over the phone will fully show how bad this is if it spreads,\u201d &nbsp; Show and tell is necessary for you to understand the full implications of this side-effect.&nbsp; I should be there in an hour,&nbsp; give or take.&nbsp; You\u2019ll see then \u2018\u201c said Baudelaire.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back in Reseda, Shadow in the meantime was trying to calm Rocky down.&nbsp; \u201cRocky I\u2019m sure Baudelaire will fix this, and you will be back to normal in no time,\u201d said Shadow as she held him making sure not to poke out her eyes by Rocky\u2019s horns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baudelaire rushed through the doors leading to the lab that gave Rocky the vaccine, Once in, made a bee-line toward Dan\u2019s office, \u201cI\u2019m here,\u201d said Baudelaire to Dan who was running tests for other projects.&nbsp; \u201cOk, give me a minute.&nbsp; I\u2019m just about done here,\u201d said Dan.&nbsp; \u201cI\u2019ll be in your office,\u201d said Baudelaire.&nbsp; Baudelaire turned around and made his way to Dan\u2019s office.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOk, Baudelairele let\u2019s see what you have,\u201d said Dan as he walked to his desk then sat down in his big, black, leather,&nbsp; adjustable chair. 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