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The Alien Security Council Code-named Operation Milky Way (OMW) met today.\u00a0 Select world leaders who were invited to the meeting included Vladimir Putin from Russia, Xi Jinping from China and Angela Merkel from Germany as well as President Trump of the United States and Shadow who was first contacted by Captain Cattitude.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0The agenda they discussed was the imminent visit of Captain Cattitude from planet Catmoon. \u201cThis is the first time mankind will have contact with an Alien.\u00a0 We should show caution but be open to communication with the species.\u00a0 And remember to show brotherly love to our visitor,\u201d said Merkel.\u00a0 \u201cI believe we should show force so the Alien knows they can\u2019t take advantage of Earth,\u201d said President Trump.\u00a0 Shadow sat and thought \u201chere we go again.\u201d\u00a0 She promised she would remain quiet, so she kept her mouth shut. \u201cMr. Trump is right.\u00a0 We need to show this new species we have a military force willing to fight for our Planet,\u201d said Putin.\u00a0 \u201cI agree,\u201d chimed in Jinping.\u00a0 Shadow had enough. She couldn\u2019t stay quiet.\u00a0 \u201cWe need to show we mean no harm.\u00a0 He has shown no threatening patterns to us.\u00a0 His communication we were studying was simply a computer glitch.\u00a0 There was no code in it just simply the synthetic nature of the computers interrupting the message as they were malfunctioning. \u00a0\u00a0We can study the message all we want, and we won\u2019t find any threatening message in it.\u00a0 I know.\u00a0 He told me about the glitch and sent the corrected message to me.\u00a0 Please, I beg you to reconsider showing force.\u00a0 It may just trigger force his species taking military actions themselves.\u00a0 He only found us because of the message, the Arecibo interstellar radio message we sent into space in 1974 carrying information about Earth and humanity.\u00a0 By doing this went looking for him,\u201d said Shadow.\u00a0 \u201cAgreed,\u201d said Merkel.\u00a0 \u201cWe need to show his species we are a loving race,\u201d continued Merkel.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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President Trump, Putin, and Jinping all just shook their heads in disgust.\u00a0 \u201cI think we have a response.\u00a0 We will have a military presence at his landing site,\u201d said President Trump. \u201cAnd that\u2019s that.\u201d He said calling the meeting to an end.\u00a0 \u201cNext meeting we should discuss what kind of military force we want present at the landing site and the Halloween Welcoming Dance Party Shadow already promised to Captain Cattitude.\u201d Shadow left the meeting feeling sad over what occurred.\u00a0 She hopes we are not making a mistake by showing fear and not love. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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