{"id":218,"date":"2019-10-18T22:42:25","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T22:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/?p=218"},"modified":"2019-10-18T22:42:27","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T22:42:27","slug":"trump-facetime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/2019\/10\/18\/trump-facetime\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Facetime"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Operation Milky Way is having an emergency session on Saturday to discuss military plans for keeping Earth safe from the Alien Captain Cattitude from Catmoon,&#8221; said President Trump to Shadow via encrypted Facetime.\u00a0 &#8220;All world leaders will be present, including China,&#8221; continued President Trump.\u00a0 &#8220;We don&#8217;t think you need to be there, Shadow,&#8221; he said.\u00a0 With a raised voice Shadow said, &#8220;He contacted me not you or the world leaders.\u00a0 I should be there.\u00a0 If not, I will attempt to communicate with Captain Cattitude that he not come.&#8221; &#8220;Shadow, you don&#8217;t need to be that rash, get your panties out of a bunch, you can come but I don&#8217;t want to hear a word out of you in regards to the military plans.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a done deal,&#8221; replied a highly irritated President Trump.\u00a0 &#8220;Alright I&#8217;ll come but you can&#8217;t stop me from exercising my freedom of speech.\u00a0 I will say what I feel I need to say in regards to your poor solution to his visit,&#8221; said Shadow with a tinge of anger in her voice.\u00a0 &#8220;Fine, come, say what you need to say,&#8221; grumbled President trump. 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