{"id":174,"date":"2019-10-08T22:10:46","date_gmt":"2019-10-08T22:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/?p=174"},"modified":"2019-10-08T22:48:43","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T22:48:43","slug":"operation-meltdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadowthecat.com\/adventures\/2019\/10\/08\/operation-meltdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Operation Meltdown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe can\u2019t take any chances with Captain Cattitude.&nbsp;&nbsp;We don\u2019t know what his agenda is and if his kind will be a threat to mankind,\u201d said President Trump opening the weekly meeting of Operation Milky Way, a meeting to discuss and prepare for Captain Cattitude\u2019s arrival.&nbsp;&nbsp;\u201cThat\u2019s not fair.&nbsp;&nbsp;You don\u2019t even know if he is a threat.&nbsp;&nbsp;I think we should welcome him with open arms,\u201d said a disgusted Shadow.&nbsp;&nbsp;Baudelaire said, \u201cWe don\u2019t know his purpose for coming to Earth and why he contacted you, Shadow, out of all the population on Earth.&nbsp;&nbsp;WE don\u2019t even know if the message was meant for you or if you interrupted it\u2019s delivery to someone else.&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you get the interactive satellite dish anyway?\u201d \u2018We have never seen such a device,&#8221; Baudelaire continued. \u201cI built it with spare electronic parts&nbsp;that&nbsp; had been lying around our apartment, said a proud Shadow. \u201cWe need to discuss how we are going to prepare.&nbsp;&nbsp;I think we should show force.&nbsp;&nbsp;Let these Aliens know they can\u2019t mess with mankind,\u201d interrupted President Trump.&nbsp;&#8220;Using force has never got us anywhere, except the U.S.&nbsp;engaging in a useless war.&nbsp; If they are a threat, we have no idea what weapons of mass destruction they have.&nbsp; I believe, it is a risk to show force.&nbsp; If we greet them with open arms, I think will have better success with this historical meeting.&#8221; said Shadow.&nbsp; &#8220;You&#8217;re just a kitten.&nbsp; What do you know?&#8221; quipped President Trump.&nbsp; &#8220;What a bozo,&#8221; thought Shadow to herself as she realized the world was going to show Captain Cattitude how we respond to the unknown with fear and force.&nbsp; &#8220;We are in trouble,&#8221; she mumbled aloud.&nbsp; It&#8217;s agreed we will have a military presence at this meeting, said righteously by President Trump.&nbsp; &#8220;This meeting is adjourned until next week.&nbsp; Hopefully, the code will be known by then. 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