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Today, Shadow told the Operation Milky Way committee her fears about the true-intent of the Aliens wanting to destroy Earth for domesticating Cats. The committee laughed at her and told her lay off the catnip. Shadow had to embarrassingly admit she had been using catnip as her caregiver had given it to her to calm…