An upset Phoebe called her best friend forever (BFF), shadow. She wanted to know why she hasn’t heard from shadow since Christmas Eve. Shadow decided it was time to come clean to her BFF about what happened to her.

“Why haven’t you returned any of my calls? I’m worried about you. You just disappeared on me. We were supposed to see Green Velvet perform. I went by myself. It was not as fun without you there with me,” said Phoebe.

“I’m sorry. I have been sick,” said Shadow.

“You’ve been sick for a whole month? Why didn’t you call me? This is not like you at all. What’s really going on? Did you get a boyfriend?” said Phoebe

“No…no boyfriend. I know I can trust you, but I was asked not to tell anyone…” said Shadow.

“What are you talking about? It must be a pretty big secret if you couldn’t make it to Green Velvet. I mean he is one of your favorite artists, obscure as he may be. So, what is your BIG secret?” said Phoebe interrupting shadow mid-sentence.

“Captain Cattitude came to Earth on New Year’s Eve. He has been staying with Thom and me…” said shadow in a quick cadence.

“WHAT? Captain Cattitude is with you and you didn’t call me?” said a shocked Phoebe.

“I had to keep it top-secret, so Trump couldn’t poke his nose it and make it a big deal. I’m also going through what Captain Cattitude calls the changeling. Apparently I have Eygpytian and Catmoon Ancestral blood in me and that I am a descendent of Catmoon by inbreeding of Captain Cattitude and Catmoon species.” I know it is a lot to take in. Why don’t you come over, and we can chat and you can meet Captain Cattitude,” said Shadow.

“I’ll be right over, I just need to catch an Uber, say in about an hour,” replied Phoebe it a super-hyped voice…